Bus Driver
Hey, everybody! I did not participate in the creation of this blog, but I support the cause....it would be nice to share our experiences.
I will start with a story about the most devoted bus driver in the world. Every Tue and Thur, when going to school, I happen to get on the bus that this black, middle-aged guy is driving. And the greatest thing about this ride is that no matter how hard it is for you topen your eyes at 9 am, you have the chance of being woken up in a few minutes...as soon as this bus driver stops only to start playing his favorite R&B CD. Then he plays it at the max volume, so no matter how desperate for sleep you are, in a minute you are awake and ready for feats:P....and this is just because of the sounds of singers you can hardly recognize; mellifluous sounds like YO-YO-YO and UH-UH-UH. Sweet!!!
If by some chance, you are still not awake before the first bus stop...you have a second chance to do it:) Hurray! At the bus stop there are about 100 students and about 50 of them get on the bus. Then the bus becomes so crowded that the driver gets inspired by the students and starts talking authoritatively: "Ok, guys, the doors are closing....and the ride begins." He says the same thing every time he is at this bus stop, as if he adheres to a movie script. Good Actor!
And after the great performance, if you are unfortunate enough to be still asleep, you have a third chance to wake up...hardly anybody would give you a third chance ever:) The ride really begins....he drives so fast that you get the impression you are not in a cute bus (I love the A/C in the buses here), but in a spacerocket....yup, this is a very quick ride....
In less than 2 minutes, you are at your bus stop, and right at the moment, when you are about to get off, you hear the inspiring voice of the 'spacerocket' driver: "There you are, guys, you have to get off. Thank you for your cooperation today and have a good one!" Isn't that exciting? Then you really wake up...not because of what the driver says, but because he simply says something like that!!! Don't know about your countries, but in Bulgaria, nothing like that is gonna happen...ever.
That's why, when getting off the bus, I bursted in laughter...i was awake:)
Funny, huh? But think about it...a funny driver. No hard feelings, just an enjoyable experience:D
